Superman wears his underwear on the outside of his pants and everybody calls him a "HERO".
But if I do it they say I am WEIRD" and "CREEPY" and "Never Invited Over Again".
Random Thoughts
Don't you find pretending to be a functioning adult exhausting?
Random Thoughts
What if selfie photos were a fad created by the NSA to get as many faces on file for their facial recognition technology?
Random Thoughts
If you are sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and ask, "Did you bring the money?"
